I would like to spend a steamy, sarcastic evening with Robert Downey, Jr.
Please.
Can’t wait to read this to my kids.
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I only want to see you laughing in the Purple Rain.
(slacktory / laughterkey.)
The longer I look, the harder I laugh.
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So…This is my dream kitchen? Trade in the green for blue and we’re set.
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why is that sausage there
there is a dancing woman in a bikini with excessively long arms and an eyeball for a head and you question the sausage
Wonderful.
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When everyone greets me by kissing both my cheeks
I’m just like:
It took me forever to get used to. And then I left just as it became normal for me.. =/
How all the salespeople look at me when I walk into Harrods
Dear God…
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